Thank you, AT&T. The ‘In France’ commercial was a marvel, the detail at the end of the dog dragging his ass across the carpet was just too good. From the imagination comes the detail that somewhere off camera is some poor schmoe with a latex glove, who was [we pray] paid a bit extra to make sure the dog would reliably do exactly that once released onto the rug. (Without leaving an offensive stripe…)

Just what is going through this guy’s/gal’s mind when their handiwork proves successful? Think about that, LOL…

Do they get kudos around the water cooler, or what? “Great job, Sam!” “Great job, Sally!” Did their coworkers dodge their high-fives, for weeks?

Do I smell a CLEO award? Oh, wait a minute… Did you wash your hands ?