{"id":11,"date":"2008-06-19T15:19:58","date_gmt":"2008-06-19T15:19:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ohchristwhatnow.com\/?p=11"},"modified":"2015-10-07T15:20:58","modified_gmt":"2015-10-07T15:20:58","slug":"shut-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ohchristwhatnow.com\/index.php\/2008\/06\/19\/shut-up\/","title":{"rendered":"Shut up !"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"page\" title=\"Page 14\">\n<div class=\"section\">\n<div class=\"layoutArea\">\n<div class=\"column\">\n<p>Please, just shut the Frack up and wait your turn!<br \/>\nDoes the phone have to ring every two minutes? If your call couldn\u2019t be answered at 10:32 , WHAT the Frack makes you think that trying again at 10:34 makes sense? This is not a 911 line, for god sake. Nobody gives a shit, but I had to shout it somewhere. Thank you.<\/p>\n<p>IF I could tell the voicemail system to get \u201cpissed off\u201d and delete all your messages after 4 tries in 10 minutes, I assure you, I would.<\/p>\n<p>(Comment by \u201cBooger\u201d: \u201cHow about if I call at 10:37 ? THEN would you drop everything, teleport to your desk, and answer it dutifully? Because, well, I have no [Frack]ing patience, and my issue is THE most important one in the world !!\u201d)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Please, just shut the Frack up and wait your turn! Does the phone have to ring every two minutes? If your call couldn\u2019t be answered at 10:32 , WHAT the Frack makes you think that trying again at 10:34 makes sense? This is not a 911 line, for god sake. Nobody gives a shit, but &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ohchristwhatnow.com\/index.php\/2008\/06\/19\/shut-up\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Shut up !<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ohchristwhatnow.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ohchristwhatnow.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ohchristwhatnow.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ohchristwhatnow.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ohchristwhatnow.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ohchristwhatnow.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12,"href":"https:\/\/ohchristwhatnow.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11\/revisions\/12"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ohchristwhatnow.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ohchristwhatnow.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ohchristwhatnow.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}