{"id":25,"date":"2008-06-25T15:40:50","date_gmt":"2008-06-25T15:40:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ohchristwhatnow.com\/?p=25"},"modified":"2015-10-07T15:53:31","modified_gmt":"2015-10-07T15:53:31","slug":"r-o-t-f-l","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ohchristwhatnow.com\/index.php\/2008\/06\/25\/r-o-t-f-l\/","title":{"rendered":"R.O.T.F.L."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"page\" title=\"Page 12\">\n<div class=\"section\">\n<div class=\"layoutArea\">\n<div class=\"column\">\n<p>Thank you, AT&amp;T. The \u2018In France\u2019 commercial was a marvel, the detail at the end of the dog dragging his ass across the carpet was just too good. From the imagination comes the detail that somewhere off camera is some poor schmoe with a latex glove, who was [we pray] paid a bit extra to <strong><em>make sure<\/em> <\/strong>the dog would reliably do <em>exactly<\/em> that once released onto the rug. (Without leaving an offensive stripe&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>Just what is going through this guy\u2019s\/gal\u2019s mind when their handiwork proves successful? Think about that, LOL&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Do they get kudos around the water cooler, or what? \u201cGreat job, Sam!\u201d \u201cGreat job, Sally!\u201d Did their coworkers dodge their high-fives, for weeks?<\/p>\n<p>Do I smell a CLEO award? Oh, wait a minute&#8230; Did you wash your hands ?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thank you, AT&amp;T. The \u2018In France\u2019 commercial was a marvel, the detail at the end of the dog dragging his ass across the carpet was just too good. From the imagination comes the detail that somewhere off camera is some poor schmoe with a latex glove, who was [we pray] paid a bit extra to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ohchristwhatnow.com\/index.php\/2008\/06\/25\/r-o-t-f-l\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">R.O.T.F.L.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ohchristwhatnow.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ohchristwhatnow.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ohchristwhatnow.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ohchristwhatnow.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ohchristwhatnow.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ohchristwhatnow.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26,"href":"https:\/\/ohchristwhatnow.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25\/revisions\/26"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ohchristwhatnow.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ohchristwhatnow.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ohchristwhatnow.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}